her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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