Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
He better not be in your backpack
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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