Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
