it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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