i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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