We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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