Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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