I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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