woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
