I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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