I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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