There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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