DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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