Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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