so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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