New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
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