glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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