he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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