i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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