she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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