Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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