talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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