hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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