it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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