hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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