My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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