fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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