I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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