I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
My ass is underappreciated
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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