what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
my being single is dangerous.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
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