Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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