hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Oh god it's open bar.
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