I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
please don't ironically join a cult
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