come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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