Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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