I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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