Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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