as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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