he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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