My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
how can u be prego again
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Randomize
