Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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