U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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