But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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