escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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