i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Randomize
