HIV tests are more positive than that guy
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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