so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i think i have two assholes
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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