I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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