I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
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