His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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